Ode to the park...

this is the second edition of my "ode to .." poems, if you missed the first, i'll add it as a comment, not gonna lie its meant to be read

on that note i shall remind all of you at magnolia how poorly run your complex is and as quoted many times in all my mass communications classes a great quote..."don't pick fights with people who buy their ink by the barrell"...or those who know how to work with the people who do...moohoohahaha

Ode to Magnolia Park

Park, oh park

where do i start?

Oh park oh park

I'm afraid to go out after dark

Front page news you might have made

its wasn't for the "cheap" prices we've paid

Cars and rooms gettin broken into

and still you wonder why residents are few?

Again i'll mention the prices are steep

with workers like yours, residents you wont keep

walls so thin, forget about sleep

here comes the fire alarm.. 18-19-20--BEEP

yup thats right, every twenty seconds it sounds

but behind a locked door it still resounds

what? give me a key? 

that'd be too easy

 fill out an order from, that'd be GREAT

Dont' worry about the beeping, i'll just wait

in a week or so that problem will be solved

and maybe my hearing or sleeping will have evolved

afternoon shuttles are always late

only part of what i hate

rap at 8 in the morning

party shuttle horn will wake you without warning 

Your ads in the nade

wouldn't make the grade

all your pictures are stetched

gaining new residents from these, is really farfetched

next year lower prices, what about me?

lived here two years, you just jacked up my fee

Didn't get any perks from signing last year

Next year I'm so glad I won't be living here!

:)